Women Quotes

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A highbrow is a man who has found something more interesting than women. ~Edgar Wallace

A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species. ~Mignon McLaughlin

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. ~Carrie Snow

A man chases a woman until she catches him. ~American Proverb

A man gives many question marks, however, a woman is a whole mystery. ~Diana Stürm

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares. ~Elbert Hubbard

A man sometimes wins an argument, but a woman always wins a silence. ~Robert Brault

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. ~Oscar Wilde

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. ~Chauncey Mitchell Depew

A woman asks little of love: only that she be able to feel like a heroine. ~Mignon McLaughlin

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A woman can look both moral and exciting... if she also looks as if it was quite a struggle. ~Edna Ferber

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. ~Arnold Haultain

A woman should be an illusion. ~Ian Fleming

A woman should soften but not weaken a man. ~Sigmund Freud

A woman wears her tears like jewelry. ~Author Unknown

A woman who cannot be ugly is not beautiful. ~Karl Kraus

A woman's hopes are woven of sunbeams; a shadow annihilates them. ~George Eliot

A woman's whole life is a history of the affections. ~Washington Irving

A women who doesn't wear perfume has no future. ~Coco Chanel

Above all, we must realize that no arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women. It is a weapon our adversaries in today's world do not have. ~Ronald Reagan

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After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of that one. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. ~Mel Gibson

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. ~Friedrich Nietzsche

All successful people men and women are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal in every respect, and then they work every day toward their distant vision, that goal or purpose. ~Brian Tracy

All the reasonings of men are not worth one sentiment of women. ~Voltaire

All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages. ~William Shakespeare

All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men. ~Mignon McLaughlin

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. ~Oscar Wilde

All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like what's sexy or cool or tough. ~Angelina Jolie

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them. ~Helen Rowland

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. ~Groucho Marx

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As far as I knew white women were never lonely, except in books. White men adored them, Black men desired them and Black women worked for them. ~Maya Angelou

Beauty is the first present Nature gives to women, and the first it takes away. ~Méré

Behind every great woman is a guy looking at her ass. ~Author Unknown

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. ~Fran Lebowitz

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. ~Oscar Wilde

Brains are an asset, if you hide them. ~Mae West

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. ~Nicole Hollander

Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men. ~George Bernard Shaw

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~Mae West

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. ~Fyodor Dostoevsky

Do you not know I am a woman? when I think, I must speak. ~William Shakespeare

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Dramatic art in her opinion is knowing how to fill a sweater. ~Bette Davis,

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. ~Laurence J. Peter

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly. ~Sam Slick

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians. ~Pat Robertson

Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue. ~Hermione Gingold

God did it on purpose so that we may love you men instead of laughing at you. ~Mrs Patrick Campbell

Good-looking girls break hearts, and goodhearted girls mend them. ~Mignon McLaughlin

Howiver, I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men. ~George Eliot, "The Harvest Supper," Adam Bede

I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad. ~Eminem

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot. ~Marilyn Monroe

I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man. ~George Meredith

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I hate women because they always know where things are. ~Voltaire

I have an idea that the phrase "weaker sex" was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm. ~Ogden Nash

I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. ~Erma Bombeck

I married beneath me - all women do. ~Nancy Astor

I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife someplace else. ~Bella Abzug

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. ~Oscar Wilde

I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home, and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out. ~George Eliot

I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse. ~Charles V

I try to write parts for women that are as complicated and interesting as women actually are. ~Nora Ephron

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. ~Stanley Baldwin

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I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships. ~Gilda Radner

I'd rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four. ~Fred Allen

If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody. ~J.D. Salinger, Catcher in the Rye

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

If President Nixon's secretary, Rosemary Woods, had been Moses' secretary, there would only be eight commandments. ~Art Buchwald

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. ~Aristotle Onassis

If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt. ~Thomas Carlyle

If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he expects, what are you doing married? ~Mignon McLaughlin

I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be. ~Benny Hill

In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on woman. ~Nancy Astor, My Two Countries

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Is it too much to ask that women be spared the daily struggle for superhuman beauty in order to offer it to the caresses of a subhumanly ugly mate? ~Germaine Greer

It is because of men that women dislike one another. ~Jean de La Bruyère

It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman. ~Alexandre Dumas

It upsets women to be, or not to be, stared at hungrily. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

It's simple. Women only nag when they feel unappreciated. ~Louis de Bernières

It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time. ~Tallulah Bankhead

I've reached the age where competence is a turn-on. ~Billy Joel

Let us leave the beautiful women to men with no imagination. ~Marcel Proust

Look like a girl, act like a lady, think like a man and work like a dog. ~Caroline K. Simon

Lovely female shapes are terrible complicators of the difficulties and dangers of this earthly life, especially for their owners. ~George du Maurier

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Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. ~Oscar Wilde

Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell. ~Alfred Lord Tennyson

Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it. ~Mignon McLaughlin

Men get laid, but women get screwed. ~Quentin Crisp

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces. ~Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Men look at themselves in mirrors. Women look for themselves. ~Elissa Melamed

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed. ~Oscar Wilde

Men really prefer reasonably attractive women; they go after the sensational ones to impress other men. ~Mignon McLaughlin

Men will always delight in a woman whose voice is lined with velvet. ~Brendan Francis

Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little. ~Samuel Johnson

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Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage. ~Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap. ~Author Unknown

No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not. ~H.L. Mencken

No woman wants to see herself too clearly. ~Mignon McLaughlin

No woman will ever be satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that shoots out money. ~Author Unknown

Once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her. ~John Vanbrugh

One is not born a woman, one becomes one. ~Simone de Beauvoir

Physically, a man is a man for a much longer time than a woman is a woman. ~Honoré de Balzac

She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak. ~Woody Allen

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. ~Katharine Hepburn

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Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ~Author Unknown

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. ~Author Unknown

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. ~Helen Rowland

The essence of life is the smile of round female bottoms, under the shadow of cosmic boredom. ~Guy de Maupassant

The girls that are always easy on the eyes are never easy on the heart. ~Author Unknown

The man's desire is for the woman; but the woman's desire is rarely other than for the desire of the man. ~Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The most popular image of the female despite the exigencies of the clothing trade is all boobs and buttocks, a hallucinating sequence of parabolae and bulges. ~Germaine Greer

The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself. ~Elizabeth Metcalf

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. ~Phyllis Diller

The sadness of the women's movement is that they don't allow the necessity of love. See, I don't personally trust any revolution where love is not allowed. ~Maya Angelou

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The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them. ~Robert Graves

The torment that so many young women know, bound hand and foot by love and motherhood, without having forgotten their former dreams. ~Simone de Beauvoir

The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy. ~Ellery Queen

There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature. ~Stephen Stills

There are three ways to spread news: telegram, television, and tellawoman. ~Author Unknown

There are women who do not like to cause suffering to many men at a time, and who prefer to concentrate on one man: These are the faithful women. ~Alfred Capus

There is a special place in hell for women who do not help other women. ~Madeleine K. Albright

There is no such thing as an ugly woman. ~Vincent Van Gogh

There is no such thing as society: there are individual men and women, and there are families. ~Margaret Thatcher

There's just something about letting a girl have her way with you. ~A.C. Van Cherub

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There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that. ~Harold Robbins

They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. ~Author Unknown

To get to a woman's heart, a man must first use his own. ~Mike Dobbertin

Variability is one of the virtues of a woman. It avoids the crude requirement of polygamy. So long as you have one good wife you are sure to have a spiritual harem. ~G.K. Chesterton

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average. ~Garrison Keillor

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What men desire is a virgin who is a whore. ~Edward Dahlbert

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. ~Charlotte Whitton

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. ~Author Unknown

When I glimpse the backs of women's knees I seem to hear the first movement of Beethoven's Pastoral Symphony. ~Author Unknown

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. ~Gail Sheehy

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When women go wrong, men go right after them. ~Mae West

Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked. ~Ovid

With men, as with women, the main struggle is between vanity and comfort; but with men, comfort often wins. ~Mignon McLaughlin

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. ~Oscar Wilde

Woman's virtue is man's greatest invention. ~Cornelia Otis Skinner, attributed

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Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember. ~Author Unknown

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. ~Robert A. Heinlein

Women are afraid of mice and of murder, and of very little in between. ~Mignon McLaughlin

Women are always beautiful. ~Ville Valo

Women are beautiful, and yummy. ~A.C. Van Cherub

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Women are considered deep - why? Because one can never discover any bottom to them. Women are not even shallow. ~Friedrich Nietzsche

Women are in league with each other, a secret conspiracy of hearts and pheromones. ~Camille Paglia

Women are like dogs really. They love like dogs, a little insistently. And they like to fetch and carry and come back wistfully after hard words, and learn rather easily to carry a basket. ~Mary Roberts Rinehart

Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one. ~W.C. Fields

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Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water! ~Eleanor Roosevelt

Women are made to be loved, not understood. ~Oscar Wilde

Women are never landlocked: they're always mere minutes away from the briny deep of tears. ~Mignon McLaughlin

Women are never stronger than when they arm themselves with their weakness. ~Marie de Vichy-Chamrond, Marquise du Deffand, Letters to Voltaire

Women are nothing but machines for producing children. ~Napoleon Bonaparte

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Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. ~James Thurber

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. ~Bill Maher

Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty. ~James Thurber

Women do not find it difficult nowadays to behave like men, but they often find it extremely difficult to behave like gentlemen. ~Compton Mackenzie

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice. ~Bill Cosby

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Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women. ~Elsa Schiaparelli

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~Author Unknown

Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate. ~Mignon McLaughlin

Women have always been the strong ones of the world. The men are always seeking from women a little pillow to put their heads down on. They are always longing for the mother who held them as infants. ~Coco Chanel

Women have very little idea of how much men hate them. ~Germaine Greer

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Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed. ~Cornelia Otis Skinner

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. ~Marcel Achard, Quote, 4 November 1956

Women may fall when there's no strength in men. ~William Shakespeare

Women polish the silver and water the plants and wait to be really needed. ~Mignon McLaughlin

Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal. ~William Shakespeare

Women who feel naked without their lipstick are well over thirty. ~Mignon McLaughlin

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Women who make men talk better than they are accustomed to are always popular. ~E.V. Lucas

You have to have the kind of body that doesn't need a girdle in order to get to pose in one. ~Carolyn Kenmore

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone. ~J.M. Barrie, What Every Woman Knows

You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping. ~Cindy Crawford

You're booty-blinded. You know what that is? It's like being snow-blinded only it ain't no snow, it's a cute little piece of ass. ~From the movie I Spy

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