Men Quotes

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Men Quotes and Quotations

A gentleman is simply a patient wolf. ~Lana Turner

A hard man is good to find. ~Mae West

A man's home may be his castle on the outside; inside, it is more often his nursery. ~Clare Boothe Luce

A man's kiss is his signature. ~Mae West

A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job. ~Ella Harris

Alas! it is not the child but the boy that generally survives in the man. ~Arthur Helps

All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others. ~Cynthia Heimel

All men were made by the Great Spirit Chief. They are all brothers. ~Chief Joseph

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. ~Oscar Wilde

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ~Robert Byrne

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Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry. ~George Jean Nathan

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. ~Kin Hubbard

By indignities men come to dignities. ~Francis Bacon

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. ~Attributed to both Marion Smith and Nicole Hollander

Circumstances rule men; men do not rule circumstances. ~Herodotus

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. ~Charles de Gaulle

Did you hear about the baby born with organs of both sexes? It had a penis and a brain. ~Author Unknown

Do not trust all men, but trust men of worth; the former course is silly, the latter a mark of prudence. ~Democritus

Don't accept rides from strange men - and remember that all men are as strange as hell. ~Robin Morgan

Few women care what a man looks like, and a good thing too. ~Mignon McLaughlin

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For many men, the acquisition of wealth does not end their troubles, it only changes them. ~Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. ~Mae West

God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time. ~Robin Williams

Great men are seldom over-scrupulous in the arrangement of their attire. ~Charles Dickens

Guys are like roses. You've got to watch out for the pricks. ~Author Unknown

He is every other inch a gentleman. ~Rebecca West

Home cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is. ~Author Unknown

Honor is simply the morality of superior men. ~H. L. Mencken

How can a man marry wisely in his twenties? The girl he's going to wind up wanting hasn't even been born. ~Mignon McLaughlin

I am an agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are sure of. ~Clarence Darrow

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I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content. ~Jenny Eclair

I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts. ~John Locke

I look only to the good qualities of men. Not being faultless myself, I won't presume to probe into the faults of others. ~Mahatma Gandhi

I make presents to the mother but think of the daughter. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men? ~Mae West

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported. ~Mae West

I usually make up my mind about a man in ten seconds, and I very rarely change it. ~Margaret Thatcher

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? ~Zsa Zsa Gabor

If it can't be fixed by duct tape or WD-40, it's a female problem. ~Jason Love

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? ~Linda Ellerbee

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If men had more up top we'd need less up front. ~Jaci Stephen

If so many men, so many minds, certainly so many hearts, so many kinds of love. ~Leo Tolstoy

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle. ~Rita Mae Brown

If they can put one man on the moon why can't they put them all there? ~Chocolate Waters

I'm a babe magnet... just the wrong end. ~Author Unknown

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. ~Frederick Douglass

It is the privilege of the gods to want nothing, and of godlike men to want little. ~Diogenes

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. ~Helen Rowland

It's a man's world, and you men can have it. ~Katherine Anne Porter

It's at the borders of pain and suffering that the men are separated from the boys. ~Emil Zatopek

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It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men. ~Mae West

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. ~George Bernard Shaw

Macho doesn't prove mucho. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor

Man as an individual is a men. But men in the mass form the headless monster, a great, brutish idiot that goes where prodded. ~Charlie Chaplin

Man becomes great exactly in the degree in which he works for the welfare of his fellow-men. ~Mahatma Gandhi

Many men owe the grandeur of their lives to their tremendous difficulties. ~Charles Spurgeon

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. ~Oscar Wilde

Men and women have strengths that complement each other. ~Edwin Louis Cole

Men are beasts and even beasts don't behave as they do. ~Brigitte Bardot

Men are born to succeed, not to fail. ~Henry David Thoreau

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Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. ~Chuck Norris

Men are more easily governed through their vices than through their virtues. ~Napoleon Bonaparte

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them. ~Kin Hubbard

Men are only as good as their technical development allows them to be. ~George Orwell

Men are only as loyal as their options. ~Bill Maher

Men aren't necessities. They're luxuries. ~Cher

Men can only be happy when they do not assume that the object of life is happiness. ~George Orwell

Men can read maps better than women. 'Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles. ~Roseanne Barr

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes

Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It's possible that both are right. ~Mignon McLaughlin

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Men get to be a mixture of the charming mannerisms of the women they have known. ~F. Scott Fitzgerald

Men give away nothing so liberally as their advice. ~Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Men like a woman with a daring tongue. That's a double-entendre, which reminds me they also like a ménage à trois. ~Terri Guillemets

Men lose more conquests by their own awkwardness than by any virtue in the woman. ~Ninon de Lenclos

Men must know their limitations. ~Clint Eastwood

Men often act knowingly against their interest. ~David Hume

Men shrink less from offending one who inspires love than one who inspires fear. ~Niccolo Machiavelli

Men tend to feel threatened; women tend to feel guilty. ~Edwin Louis Cole

Men want a woman whom they can turn on and off like a light switch. ~Ian Fleming

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. ~Jerry Seinfeld

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Men were made for war. Without it they wandered greyly about, getting under the feet of the women, who were trying to organize the really important things of life. ~Alice Thomas Ellis

Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long. ~Doug Coupland

Men, as well as women, are much oftener led by their hearts than by their understandings. ~Lord Chesterfield

Men, even when alone, lighten their labors by song, however rude it may be. ~Quintilian

Men's arguments often prove nothing but their wishes. ~Charles Caleb Colton

My theory is that men are no more liberated than women. ~Indira Gandhi

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. ~Helen Rowland

No man stands so straight as when he stoops to help a boy. ~Knights of Pythagoras

No nice men are good at getting taxis. ~Katherine Whitehorn

Nothing is as peevish and pedantic as men's judgments of one another. ~Desiderius Erasmus

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On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars. ~Bruce Willis, on the difference between men and women

One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't. ~George Bernard Shaw

One must judge men not by their opinions, but by what their opinions have made of them. ~Georg C. Lichtenberg

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. ~Francesca M. Cancian

Passion makes idiots of the cleverest men, and makes the biggest idiots clever. ~Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. ~Katharine Hepburn

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. ~Erica Jong

Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit. ~Maureen Murphy

Some men have a den in their home, while others just growl all over the house. ~Author Unknown

Sometimes I think if there was a third sex men wouldn't get so much as a glance from me. ~Amanda Vail

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Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. ~Katharine Hepburn

Stop? I'm the guy. I don't stop! That's the woman's job. We're the gas, they're the brakes. ~Lowell Ganz and Babaloo Mandel

The analysis of man discloses three chemical elements - a job, a meal and a woman. ~Martin H. Fischer

The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs. ~Marlene Dietrich

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. ~Moliere

The first rule of business is: Do other men for they would do you. ~Charles Dickens

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions. ~Leonardo da Vinci

The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious. ~Helen Rowland

The less men think, the more they talk. ~Charles de Montesquieu

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation. ~Henry David Thoreau

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The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. ~Madame de Staël

The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys. ~Author Unknown

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. ~Natalie Wood

The tragedy of machismo is that a man is never quite man enough. ~Germaine Greer

The truth is found when men are free to pursue it. ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance. ~Author Unknown

There are only two forces that unite men - fear and interest. ~Napoleon Bonaparte

There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper. ~Camille Paglia

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. ~Steve Martin

There's nothing wrong with most men's egos that the kowtowing of a headwaiter can't cure. ~Mignon McLaughlin

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They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. ~Clare Boothe Luce

Those men get along best with women who can get along best without them. ~Charles Baudelaire

Three wise men - are you serious? ~Author Unknown

Time destroys the speculation of men, but it confirms nature.~Marcus Tullius Cicero

'Tis strange what a man may do, and a woman yet think him an angel. ~William Makepeace Thackeray

Well, I will find you twenty lascivious turtles ere one chaste man. ~William Shakespeare

What's the matter with you guys? The sight of blonde hair knocks you three rungs down on the evolutionary ladder. ~From the television show Civil Wars

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? ~Erma Bombeck

When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one. ~Friedrich Nietzsche

When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own. ~Lenore Coffee

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When men and women agree, it is only in their conclusions; their reasons are always different. ~George Santayana

When you see a woman who can go nowhere without a staff of admirers, it is not so much because they think she is beautiful, it is because she has told them they are handsome. ~Jean Giraudoux

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. ~Author Unknown

Without feelings of respect, what is there to distinguish men from beasts? ~Confucius

Women are never disarmed by compliments; men always are. ~Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband, 1899

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Women are one of the Almighty's enigmas to prove to men that He knows more than they do. ~Ellen Glasgow

Women are the right age for just a few years; men, for most of their lives. ~Mignon McLaughlin

Women have served all these centuries as looking-glasses providing the magic and delicious power of reflecting the figure of man as twice its natural size. ~Virginia Woolf

Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects. ~Oscar Wilde

Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships. ~James Shubert

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Women prefer to talk in twos, while men prefer to talk in threes. ~Gilbert K. Chesterton

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. ~Jean Kerr

Women's Liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It's the men who are discriminated against. They can't bear children. And no one's likely to do anything about that. ~Golda Meir

You men are not our protectors.... If you were, who would there be to protect us from? ~Mary Edwards Walker

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