Drinking Quotes

Welcome to Drinking Quotes. Here you will find famous quotes and quotations about drinking.

Drinking Quotes and Quotations

Human feet are conspicuously absent from beer making. ~Steve Mirsky

A drunken man is fitly named: he has drank, till he is drunken: the wine swallows his consciousness, and it sinks therein. ~Augustus William

A hangover is the wrath of grapes. ~Author Unknown

A man ought not never to get drunk above the neck. ~Author Unknown

A man who was fond of wine was offered some grapes at dessert after dinner. "Much obliged," said he, pushing the plate aside, "I am not accustomed to take my wine in pills." ~Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. ~W.C. Fields

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. ~Frank Sinatra

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ~Ernest Hemingway

Bacchus has drowned more men than Neptune. ~Giuseppe Garibaldi

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss. ~Robert Heinlein

Drinking Quotes and Quotations

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~ Benjamin Franklin

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems. ~Homer Simpson

Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully. ~Graham Greene

Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third. ~Knute Rockne

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony. ~Robert Benchley

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. ~Seneca

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. ~Jean Kerr

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. ~Author Unknown

Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets. ~From the movie Arthur

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. ~Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald

Drinking Quotes and Quotations

Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. ~Phyllis Diller

Never drink something you can't spill. ~Steve Miller

How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink? ~Author Unknown

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. ~W.C. Fields

I drink to make other people more interesting. ~Ernest Hemingway

I envy people who drinkā€”at least they know what to blame everything on. ~Oscar Levant

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. ~Frank Sinatra

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. ~Winston Churchill

I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it. ~Thomas Jackson

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. ~W.C. Fields

Drinking Quotes and Quotations

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it. ~Raymond Chandler

I'd prefer to have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy. ~Frank Nicholson, attributed

If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic. ~Author Unknown

If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while. ~Joseph Schenck

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. ~W.C. Fields

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life is giving them vodka, and have a party. ~Ron White

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult. ~P.J. O'Rourke

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. ~Dean Martin

If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim. ~Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi. ~Author unknown, as seen on a bumper sticker

Drinking Quotes and Quotations

If you wish to keep your affairs secret, drink no wine. ~Author Unknown

I'm going to be around until the Atomic Energy Commission finds a safe place to bury my liver. ~Phil Harris

It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety. ~Thomas de Quincy

It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road. ~Author unknown

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. ~George Burns

It's like an angel crying on your tongue. ~The Mentalist

Life's a waste of time, time's a waste of life so let's all get wasted and have the time of our life. ~Author Unknown

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. ~Henny Youngman

Never cry over spilt milk. It could've been whiskey. ~"Pappy" Maverick, in Maverick

No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkeness - or so good as drink. ~Lord Chesterton

Drinking Quotes and Quotations

No poems can please for long or live that are written by water-drinkers. ~Horace

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. ~Dave Barry

O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! that we should, with joy, pleasance, revel, and applause, transform ourselves into beasts! ~William Shakespeare

Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink. ~Mark Twain

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live four days on nothing but food and water. ~W.C. Fields

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. ~James Thurber

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. ~Lady Astor

Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila. ~Author Unknown

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol. ~Mignon McLaughlin

The drunk mind speaks the sober heart. ~Author Unknown

Drinking Quotes and Quotations

The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity. ~Author Unknown

There are spunky little angels at the top of a bottle of wine and fearless little devils in the bottom. ~Terri Guillemets

They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst. ~Scottish Proverb

This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought. ~Samuel Johnson

We borrowed golf from Scotland as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good. ~Horace Hutchinson

What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk? ~Jack Handey

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. ~Henny Youngman

When the wine goes in, strange things come out. ~Johann Christoph

Where ever I go, there I am. Drunk. ~Rita E. Torres

Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation. ~Kin Hubbard

Drinking Quotes and Quotations

Why don't you slip out of those wet clothes and into a dry Martini? ~Robert Benchley

Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost. ~Samuel Johnson

Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion. ~Ovid

Wine is bottled poetry. ~Robert Louis Stevenson

Wine is how classy people get wasted. ~Author Unknown

Wine is sunlight, held together by water. ~Galileo

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. ~Dave Barry

Woman first tempted man to eat; he took to drinking of his own accord. ~Four Hundred Laughs

You don't have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps. ~Author Unknown

Your body is a temple, but keep the spirits on the outside. ~Author Unknown

When the wine is in, the wit is out. ~Proverb

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