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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. ~Author Unknown

A boxer's diet should be low in fat and high in proteins and sugar. Therefore you should eat plenty of lean meat, milk, leafy vegetables, and fresh fruit and ice cream for sugar. ~Gene Tunney

A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline. ~Herbert B. Prochnow

A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit. ~Author Unknown

A safe and nutritionally adequate diet is a basic individual right and an essential condition for sustainable development, especially in developing countries. ~Gro Harlem Brundtland

A systemic cleansing and detox is definitely the way to go after each holiday. It is the key to fighting high blood pressure, heart disease, cancer, and other health-related illnesses. ~Lee Haney

A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ~Tom Wilson

Adopting a new healthier lifestyle can involve changing diet to include more fresh fruit and vegetables as well as increasing levels of exercise. ~Linford Christie

And let's be clear: It's not enough just to limit ads for foods that aren't healthy. It's also going to be critical to increase marketing for foods that are healthy. ~Michelle Obama

Another good reducing exercise consists in placing both hands against the table edge and pushing back. ~Robert Quillen

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As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth. ~Chauncey M. Depew

As for those grapefruit and buttermilk diets, I'll take roast chicken and dumplings. ~Hattie McDaniel

As I mentioned previously, the tools that allow for optimum health are diet and exercise. ~Bill Toomey

Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge. ~Don Kardong

Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks. ~Author Unknown

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. ~Author Unknown

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. ~Author Unknown

Cereal eating is almost a marker for a healthy lifestyle. It sets you up for the day, so you don't overeat. ~Bruce Barton

Clogged with yesterday's excess, the body drags the mind down with it. ~Horace

Dieters live life in the fasting lane. ~Author Unknown

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Dieting is not a piece of cake. ~Author Unknown

Dieting is wishful shrinking. ~Author Unknown

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. ~Joan Rivers

Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut? ~Jack LaLanne

Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork. ~English Proverb

Don't go out of your weigh to please anyone but yourself. ~Author Unknown

Each of us should take personal responsibility for our diet, and our children's diet, and the government's role should be to make certain it provides the best information possible to help people stay healthy. ~James Talent

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet. ~Lewis C. Henry

Fat is not a moral problem. It's an oral problem. ~Jane Thomas Noland

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Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat. ~Gina Gershon

Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled over how much weight you have gained. ~Author Unknown

Food has replaced sex in my life; now, I can't even get into my own pants. ~Author Unknown

Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good. ~Beth McCollister

Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter. ~Mignon McLaughlin

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! ~Attributed to Sandra J. Dykes

French fries. I love them. Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fries. That and caviar. ~Cameron Diaz

Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us. ~Peter De Vries

Gluttony is not a secret vice. ~Orson Welles

Health food makes me sick. ~Calvin Trillin

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High-quality food is better for your health. ~Michael Pollan

History is apt to judge harshly those who sacrifice tomorrow for today. ~Harold MacMillan

I am a nutritional overachiever. ~Author Unknown

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food. ~Erma Bombeck

I bought a talking refrigerator that said "Oink" every time I opened the door. It made me hungry for pork chops. ~Marie Mott

I don't believe in depriving myself of any food or being imprisoned by a diet. ~Joely Fisher

I don't believe in dieting. ~Joan Collins

I don't eat junk foods and I don't think junk thoughts. ~Peace Pilgrim

I don't go long without eating. I never starve myself: I grab a healthy snack. ~Vanessa Hudgens

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. ~Jean Kerr

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I followed the same diet for 20 years, eliminating starches, living on salads, lean meat, and small portions. ~Gene Tierney

I go up and down the scale so often that if they ever perform an autopsy on me they'll find me like a strip of bacon - a streak of lean and a streak of fat. ~Texas Guinan

I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people. ~Ed Bluestone

I have been dairy free for several years, and I started because I felt it was going to reduce my allergies, which it did, and help me lose weight, which it did. ~Fran Drescher

I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu. ~Jane Wagner

I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me! ~Author Unknown

I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs. ~Caroline Rhea

I never diet. I smoke. I drink now and then. I never work out. ~Naomi Campbell

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. ~Mae West

I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. ~John Mortimer

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I started dieting. I dieted, dieted, dieted and tried all the diets and I would lose and then I would go back to normal eating and would put it on and then some. ~Suzanne Somers

I think I just ate my willpower. ~Author Unknown

I thought, you know the food and the diet thing is one way to start yourself onto a healthy lifestyle, but if you don't move, if you don't start exercising you're gonna deteriorate. ~Warren Cuccurullo

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. ~Joe E. Lewis

I used to be hung up on my figure, but it's a waste of time. I don't believe in diets. Have four pints one night, be healthy the next. ~Sophie Ellis Bextor

If food is your best friend, it's also your worst enemy. ~Edward "Grandpa" Jones

If hunger is not the problem, then eating is not the solution. ~Author Unknown

If I can't have too many truffles I'll do without. ~Colette

If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush. ~Dawn French

If I like myself at this weight, then this is what I'm going to be. I don't have an eating disorder. ~Courteney Cox

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If nature had intended our skeletons to be visible it would have put them on the outside of our bodies. ~Elmer Rice

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out. ~Jean Kerr

If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams. ~Jason Love

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. ~H.S. Leigh

If you've got a big gut and you start doing sit-ups, you are going to get bigger because you build up the muscle. You've got to get rid of that fat! How do you get rid of fat? By changing your diet. ~Jack LaLanne

I'm allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat. ~Jennifer Greene Duncan

I'm in shape. Round is a shape... isn't it? ~Author Unknown

I'm lucky, I don't like sweets, not even chocolate. ~Eva Herzigova

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short. ~Shelley Winters

I'm on a 90-day wonder diet. Thus far, I've lost 45 days. ~Author Unknown

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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. ~Author Unknown

I'm very girly. I love to talk about diets, exercise, kids, make-up. ~Rachel Hunter

In general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. ~Benjamin Franklin

In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and chains. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale. ~Stephen Phillips

Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake. ~Author Unknown

It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, since it has no ears. ~Plutarch

It looks to me to be obvious that the whole world cannot eat an American diet. ~Jerry Brown

It seems every year, people make the resolution to exercise and lose weight and get in shape. ~Ed Smith

It would be far easier to lose weight permanently if replacement parts weren't so handy in the refrigerator. ~Hugh Allen

It's not what you eat but who you are when you eat it. ~Author Unknown

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It's not women's fault that diets don't work. It's not perversity of lack of willpower. God did this - in Her great wisdom. ~Dr. Wayne Callaway

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. ~Roseanne Barr

I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. ~Erma Bombeck

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days. ~Totie Fields

I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge. ~Paula Poundstone

Life itself is the proper binge. ~Julia Child

More die in the United States of too much food than of too little. ~John Kenneth Galbraith, The Affluent Society

My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it. ~Harry Secombe

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. ~Orson Welles

My ideal weight is moobless. ~S.A. Sachs

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My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. ~Henny Youngman

Never eat more than you can lift. ~Miss Piggy

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office. ~George Bernard Shaw

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means. ~Maimonides

Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels. ~Author Unknown

Obesity is a condition which proves that the Lord does not help those who help themselves and help themselves and help themselves. ~Author Unknown

Obesity is a mental state, a disease brought on by boredom and disappointment. ~Cyril Connolly

Obesity is really widespread. ~Joseph O. Kern II

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. ~Author Unknown

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People say that losing weight is no walk in the park. When I hear that I think, yeah, that's the problem. ~Chris Adams

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. ~Amy Sedaris

Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet. ~Dan Bennett

Rich, fatty foods are like destiny: they too, shape our ends. ~Author Unknown

Saying yes to the skinny jeans by saying no to the donuts. ~Betsy Cañas Garmon

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say "when." ~P.G. Wodehouse

So, when it comes to eating healthy, it's just doing the right thing. And it's not something you have to do 365 days a year, but I think it's something you have to do 25 days a month. Let's put it that way. ~Mike Ditka

Some people are willing to pay the price and it's the same with staying healthy or eating healthy. There's some discipline involved. There's some sacrifices. ~Mike Ditka

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not! ~Author Unknown

Such lifestyle factors such as cigarette smoking, excessive alcohol consumption, little physical activity and low dietary calcium intake are risk factors for osteoporosis as well as for many other non-communicable diseases. ~Gro Harlem Brundtland

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The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. ~Edward Koch

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook. ~Andy Rooney

The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out. ~Author Unknown

The circuit training program along with a healthy clean diet is the way to excellent results. ~Lee Haney

The commonest form of malnutrition in the western world is obesity. ~Mervyn Deitel

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The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor. ~Author Unknown

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. ~Dave Barry

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends. ~Author Unknown

The one way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life. ~Cyril Connolly, The Unquiet Grave

The only way to lose weight is to check it as airline baggage. ~Peggy Ryan

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The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. ~Jackie Gleason

There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams. ~Kenneth H. Cooper

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable. ~Mark Twain

They are sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing. ~William Shakespeare

Thou shouldst eat to live, not live to eat. ~Cicero, Rhetoricorum LV

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To lengthen your life, shorten your meals. ~Proverb

To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing. ~Mark Twain

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. ~Jim Davis

We can all put weight on or lose weight. ~Keith Emerson

We never repent of having eaten too little. ~Thomas Jefferson

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We're the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world, and with more diets to keep us from eating it. ~Author Unknown

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. ~Alexander Pope

When friends tell you how awesome you look, drop the "I still have more to go" crap. You worked hard and you deserve the compliment! ~Jillian Michaels

When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won't dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because that Raid really doesn't taste that bad. ~Janette Barber

When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. ~Woody Allen

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Where do you go to get anorexia? ~Shelley Winters

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. ~Author Unknown

You know it's time to diet when you push away from the table and the table moves. ~Quoted in The Cockle Bur

You see people who have been very heavy in their life who have taken that body, trimmed it down, firmed it up through discipline, exercise and being able to say no. Eating properly, that all comes into it. ~Mike Ditka

Your body is a temple, not a drive-through. ~Author Unknown

Your stomach shouldn't be a waist basket. ~Author Unknown

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