Cat Quotes

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Cat Quotes and Quotations

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. ~Groucho Marx

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. ~Arab Proverb

A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings. ~William Ralph Inge

A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to. ~Louis J. Camuti

A cat improves the garden wall in sunshine, and the hearth in foul weather. ~Judith Merkle Riley

A cat is a lion in a jungle of small bushes. ~Indian Proverb

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. ~Hazel Nicholson

A cat is a tiger that is fed by hand. ~Proverb

A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization. ~Author Unknown

A cat is never vulgar. ~Carl Van Vechten

A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it. ~Joseph Epstein

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A cat isn't fussy ~just so long as you remember he likes his milk in the shallow, rose-patterned saucer and his fish on the blue plate. From which he will take it, and eat it off the floor. ~Arthur Bridges

A cat pours his body on the floor like water. It is restful just to see him. ~William Lyon Phelps

A cat sees no good reason why it should obey another animal, even if it does stand on two legs. ~Sarah Thompson

A cat, I am told, has nine lives. If that is true, I know how a cat feels. ~Caryl Chessman

A cat's got her own opinion of human beings. She don't say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to hear the whole of it. ~Jerome K. Jerome

A cat's rage is beautiful, burning with pure cat flame, all its hair standing up and crackling blue sparks, eyes blazing and sputtering. ~William S. Burroughs

A dog is like a liberal. He wants to please everybody. A cat really doesn't need to know that everybody loves him. ~William Kunstler

A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat. ~George Mikes

A dog, I have always said, is prose; a cat is a poem. ~Jean Burden

A kitten is the most irresistible comedian in the world. Its wide-open eyes gleam with wonder and mirth. It darts madly at nothing at all, and then, as though suddenly checked in the pursuit, prances sideways on its hind legs with ridiculous agility and zeal. ~Agnes Repplier

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A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet. ~Helen Rowland

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. ~Mark Twain

A meow massages the heart. ~Stuart McMillan

A novel must be exceptionally good to live as long as the average cat. ~Lord Chesterfield

Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep. ~John Dobbin

After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference. ~Charlotte Gray

After working for 18 years, all of a sudden I became successful on a level where other people knew it. It's not a cat you can put back in the bag. ~Seth Green

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. ~Andre Norton

An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five year old. ~Carl Van Vechten

Any conditioned cat-hater can be won over by any cat who chooses to make the effort. ~Paul Corey

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Any household with at least one feline member has no need for an alarm clock. ~Louise A. Belcher

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. ~Robert A. Heinlein

Are we really sure the purring is coming from the kitty and not from our very own hearts? ~Terri Guillemets

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind. ~Cleveland Amory

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. ~Ellen Perry Berkeley

Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons. ~Robertson Davies

'But I don't want to go among mad people,' said Alice. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.'~Lewis Carroll

But if you really want to learn about life, get a cat. The way I think people should relate to animals is with a cat. Because the world is his. ~

By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog. ~Barbara Holland

Cat lovers can readily be identified. Their clothes always look old and well used. Their sheets look like bath towels and their bath towels look like a collection of knitting mistakes. ~Eric Gurney

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Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. ~Oliver Herford

Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance. ~Dan Greenburg

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. ~Garrison Keillor

Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place. ~Paul Gray

Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly coordinated as a human being, grates their sensibility. ~Stephen Baker

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. ~Joseph Wood Krutch

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. ~Jeff Valdez

Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll on a dead fish. ~James Gorman

Cats as a class, have never completely got over the snootiness caused by that fact that in Ancient Egypt they were worshipped as gods. ~P.G. Wodehouse

Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible. ~Roger Caras

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Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience. ~Pam Brown

Cats come and go without ever leaving. ~Martha Curtis

Cats conspire to keep us at arm's length. ~Frank Perkins

Cats do care. For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up twenty minutes before the alarm goes off. ~Michael Nelson

Cats have an infallible understanding of total concentration ~and get between you and it. ~Arthur Bridges

Cats have intercepted my footsteps at the ankle for so long that my gait, both at home and on tour, has been compared to that of a man wading through low surf. ~Roy Blount, Jr.

Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic. ~Lillian Jackson Braun

Cats only pretend to be domesticated if they think there's a bowl of milk in it for them. ~Robin Williams

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. ~Joseph Wood Krutch

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. ~Joseph Wood Krutch

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Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man. ~Paul Gray

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. ~Steven Wright

Curiosity killed the cat, but where human beings are concerned, the only thing a healthy curiosity can kill is ignorance. ~Harry Lorayne

Does the father figure in your cat's life ever clean the litter box? My husband claims that men lack the scooping gene. ~Barbara L. Diamond

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. ~Mary Bly

Dogs eat. Cats dine. ~Ann Taylor

Dogs have owners, cats have staff. ~Author Unknown

Don't think that I'm silly for liking it, I just happen to like the simple little things, and I love cats! ~Michelle Gardner

Even if you have just destroyed a Ming Vase, purr. Usually all will be forgiven. ~Lenny Rubenstein

Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. ~John Weitz

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Every dog has his day ~but the nights are reserved for the cats. ~Author Unknown

Everybody started saying, well, this cat's not as dumb as people think he is. ~David Allan Coe

Everything comes to those who wait... except a cat. ~Mario Andretti

Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner. ~Gary Smith

For a dyed-in-the-wool author, nothing is as dead as a book once it is written. She is rather like a cat whose kittens have grown up. ~Rumer Godden

For example, I was privileged to be working at the White House under the Clinton administration and had not finished my Ph.D., and I thought I was the cat's meow. ~Peter Orszag

God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things. ~Pablo Picasso

God made the cat in order that man might have the pleasure of caressing the lion. ~Fernand Mery

I am as vigilant as a cat to steal cream. ~William Shakespeare, Henry IV

I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance. ~James Thurber 

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I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through. ~Jules Verne

I can only assume that your editorial writer tripped over the First Amendment and thought it was the office cat. ~E. B. White

I can't swing a dead cat without hitting a reporter. ~Russel Honore

I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it. ~ Abraham Lincoln

I don't think it is so much the actual bath that most cats dislike; I think it's the fact that they have to spend a good part of the day putting their hair back in place. ~Debbie Peterson

I don't wake up each morning saying, 'Oh, wow, it's me. I think I'm the cat's meow. I'm the best.'~Jeb Bush

I enjoy many silent moments with my cat, a conversation always resumed exactly where left off. ~Robert Brault,

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days. ~Bill Dana

I have a lot of very close girlfriends and sisters - I'm from an all female family. My father often quips that even the cat was neutered!~Shirley Manson

I have my favorite cat, who is my paperweight, on my desk while I am writing. ~Ray Bradbury

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I have no desire to be a cat, which walks so lightly that it never creates a disturbance. ~Andrew Taylor Still

I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted--but his or her entertainment value. ~Geoffrey Household

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. ~Hippolyte Taine

I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady. ~Juliette Lewis

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?~Doug Coupland

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. ~Winston Churchill

I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul. ~Jean Cocteau

I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its claws. ~Charles Baudelaire

I pet her and she pays me back in purrs. ~Terri Guillemets

I think cat's are fantastic. ~Danielle Dax

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I think smart is sexy. I like smart people. People that are comfortable with themselves I think is very sexy. My cat is really sexy. ~Gina Gershon

I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat. ~Edgar Allan Poe

I would love to go into an animal's dream - like a lion's or a cat's. I'm sure that's pretty awesome. ~Marion Cotillard

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence. ~Will Cuppy

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. ~Alfred North Whitehead

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. ~Mark Twain

If by chance I seated myself to write, she very slyly, very tenderly, seeking protection and caresses, would softly take her place on my knee and follow the comings and goings of my pen -sometimes effacing, with an unintentional stroke of her paw, lines of whose tenor she disapproved. ~Pierre Loti

If cats could talk, they wouldn't. ~Nan Porter

If he is comic, it is only because of the incongruity of so demure a look and so wild a heart. ~Alan Devoe

If I called her she would pretend not to hear, but would come a few moments later when it could appear that she had thought of doing so first. ~Arthur Weigall

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If I could have drawn a cat yelling for lasagna every day for 15 years and have them pay me $30 million to do so, I would have. ~Berkeley Breathed

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat. ~Mark Twain

If only cats grew into kittens. ~R. Stern

If the claws didn't retract, cats would be like Velcro. ~Bruce Fogle

If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor, a cat will find it and soak it up. ~J.A. McIntosh

If there were to be a universal sound depicting peace, I would surely vote for the purr. ~Barbara L. Diamond

If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favorite cat, they, too, would purr. ~Martin Delany

If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favorite cat, they, too, would purr. ~Martin Buxbaum

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats. ~Lemony Snicket

If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave. ~Theophile Gautier

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If you call a cat, he may not come. Which doesn't happen with dogs. They're different types of animals. Cats are very sexy I think too in the way they move. ~

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. ~Mark Twain

Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use. ~Mark Twain

I'm aloof, I like to run around outside, but I also like to curl up in warm spots. I eat fish. ~Megan Coughlin on why she'd make a good cat

I'm not the kind of cat that's going to cut off an ear if I can't do something. ~Bob Dylan

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. ~Terry Pratchett

In nine lifetimes, you'll never know as much about your cat as your cat knows about you. ~Michel de Montaigne

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. ~Dereke Bruce

In reference to Cat Stevens, it is very, very important we have accurate information on our terrorist watch list and our no fly list and that you have a remedy. ~Asa Hutchinson

In the middle of a world that had always been a bit mad, the cat walks with confidence. ~Rosanne Amberson

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It always gives me a shiver when I see a cat seeing what I can't see. ~Eleanor Farjeon

It doesn't do to be sentimental about cats; the best ones don't respect you for it. ~Susan Howatch

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. ~Deng Xiaoping

It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat. It is a philosophical animal... one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly. ~Theophile Gautier

It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating little friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more. ~Agnes Repplier

It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens. ~Cynthia E. Varnado

It is in the nature of cats to do a certain amount of unescorted roaming. ~Adlai Stevenson

It is remarkable, in cats, that the outer life they reveal to their masters is one of perpetual boredom. ~Robley Wilson, Jr.

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking. ~Mickey Rivers

It's really the cat's house ~we just pay the mortgage. ~Author Unknown

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I've met many irresponsible people in my life but never an irresponsible cat. ~Rita Mae Brown

Keep an eye on the cat and another on the frying pan. ~Proverb

Kittens are angels with whiskers. ~Author Unknown

Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives. ~Stephen Baker

Kittens believe that all nature is occupied with their diversion. ~F.A. Paradis de Moncrif

Kittens can happen to anyone. ~Paul Gallico

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in. ~Will Rogers

Like a graceful vase, a cat, even when motionless, seems to flow. ~George F. Will

Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything. ~Hank Ketchum

Most beds sleep up to six cats. Ten cats without the owner. ~Stephen Baker

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Most cats, when they are Out want to be In, and vice versa, and often simultaneously. ~Louis J. Camuti

My cat speaks sign language with her tail. ~Robert A. Stern

My house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature. ~Anthony Bourdain

My life's ambition is to play a James Bond villain. I have the cat and the eye-patch, so I'm just waiting for the call. For some reason, though, the phone hasn't rung. ~Toby Young

Never wear anything that panics the cat. ~P. J. O'Rourke

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch. ~Leo Dworken

No heaven will not ever Heaven be, unless my cats are there to welcome me. ~Author Unknown

No matter how hard you try to teach your cat general relativity, you're going to fail. ~Brian Greene

No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens. ~Abraham Lincoln

Nobody who is not prepared to spoil cats will get from them the reward they are able to give to those who do spoil them. ~Compton MacKenzie

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Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat. ~Mark Twain

One cat just leads to another. ~Ernest Hemingway

One is never sure, watching two cats washing each other, whether it's affection, the taste or a trial run for the jugular. ~Helen Thomson

One must love a cat on its own terms. ~Paul Gray

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. ~Mark Twain

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One small cat changes coming home to an empty house to coming home. ~Pam Brown

Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear. ~Earl Derr Biggers

Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat. ~Julian Huxley

Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs. ~Brian P. Cleary

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. ~Colette

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People meeting for the first time suddenly relax if they find they both have cats. And plunge into anecdote. ~Charlotte Gray

People that don't like cats haven't met the right one yet. ~Deborah A. Edwards

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. ~Faith Resnick

People who love cats have some of the biggest hearts around. ~Susan Easterly

Prose books are the show dogs I breed and sell to support my cat. ~Robert Graves

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Psychologists now recognize that the need in some people to have a dozen cats is really a sublimated desire to have two dozen cats. ~Robert Brault

Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety valve device for dealing with happiness overflow. ~Monica Edwards

She clawed her way into my heart and wouldn't let go. ~Missy Altijd

Some people have cats and go on to lead normal lives. ~Author Unknown

Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people have never met an angry cat. ~Lillian Johnson

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Sometimes he curls up on my pillow during the night and I don't know he's there until I yawn and my mouth closes on a whisker. ~Astrid Alauda

That's what the cat said to the canary when he swallowed him - 'You'll be all right.'~Alvah Bessie

The best kind of alarm clock is the purring kind. ~Terri Guillemets

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. ~Doug Larson

The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don't buy love for nothing. ~William S. Burroughs

The cat is above all things, a dramatist. ~Margaret Benson

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The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends. ~Saki

The cat is the animal to whom the Creator gave the biggest eye, the softest fur, the most supremely delicate nostrils, a mobile ear, an unrivaled paw and a curved claw borrowed from the rose-tree. ~Colette

The cat is the only animal which accepts the comforts but rejects the bondage of domesticity. ~Georges Louis Leclerc de Buffon

The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still manages to find a living in the city. ~Carl van Vechten

The cat loves fish, but she's loath to wet her feet. ~Proverb

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The cat seldom interferes with other people's rights. His intelligence keeps him from doing many of the fool things that complicate life. ~Carl Van Vechten

The cat was created when the lion sneezed. ~Arabian Proverb

The cat, it is well to remember, remains the friend of man because it pleases him to do so and not because he must. ~Carl Van Vechten

The city of cats and the city of men exist one inside the other, but they are not the same city. ~Italo Calvino

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. ~W. C. Fields

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The dog may be wonderful prose, but only the cat is poetry. ~French Proverb

The domestic cat seems to have greater confidence in itself than in anyone else. ~Lawrence N. Johnson

The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat. ~Jules Reynard

The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way. ~Mark Twain

The memory is like a cat scratching my heart. ~Marina Oswald

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The president took the advice of my East Texas grandmother: If you can skin a cat without getting the room all bloody, why not do it that way? ~Richard Land

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. ~Paula Poundstone

The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost every other animal ~it's also the reason they hate birds. ~K.C. Buffington

The smart cat doesn't let on that he is. ~H.G. Frommer

The sun rose slowly, like a fiery furball coughed up uneasily onto a sky-blue carpet by a giant unseen cat. ~Michael McGarel

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The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat. ~Ogden Nash

The way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away. ~E.W. Howe

There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat. ~Tay Hohoff

There are more ways of skinning a cat than rubbing its fur the wrong way. ~J. Carter Brown

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. ~Albert Schweitzer

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There has never been a cat who couldn't calm me down by walking slowly past my chair. ~Rod McKuen

There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten. ~Jules Champfleury

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. ~Author Unknown

There is something about the presence of a cat... that seems to take the bite out of being alone. ~Louis J. Camuti

There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person. ~Dan Greenberg

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There is, indeed, no single quality of the cat that man could not emulate to his advantage. ~Carl Van Vechten

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. ~Wesley Bates

Those who play with cats must expect to be scratched. ~Proverb

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. ~Anonymous

Time spent with cats is never wasted. ~May Sarton

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To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction - and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by. ~Stephen Baker

To err is human, to purr is feline. ~Robert Byrne

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door. ~Jeff Foxworthy

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. ~Jim Davis

We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare. ~Charles Dance

We have a saying in France. A dog doesn't make a cat. ~Yannick Noah

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We journalists tell the public which way the cat is jumping. The public will take care of the cat. ~Arthur Hays Sulzberger

We need a word for all the kitty-prints that are all over my windshield because the cats like to lie on my hood when the car is still warm. ~Megan Coughlin

We tell the public which way the cat is jumping. The public will take care of the cat. ~Arthur Hays Sulzberger

What do I care about the purring of one who cannot love, like the cat?~Friedrich Nietzsche

What greater gift than the love of a cat? ~Charles Dickens

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When a cat chooses to be friendly, it's a big deal, because a cat is picky. ~Mike Deupree

When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not passing time with me rather than I with her? ~Montaigne

When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. ~Rodney Dangerfield

When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web... Now even my cat has its own page. ~William J. Clinton

When you're out grocery shopping for your family, maybe you can put a can of cat or dog food in your cart and bring it to an animal relief center. ~Rachael Ray

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When you're used to hearing purring and suddenly it's gone, it's hard to silence the blaring sound of sadness. ~Missy Altijd

Who among us hasn't envied a cat's ability to ignore the cares of daily life and to relax completely? ~Karen Brademeyer

Who hath a better friend than a cat? ~William Hardwin

Who would believe such pleasure from a wee ball o' fur? ~Irish Saying

Winners are different. They're a different breed of cat. ~Byron Nelson

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With the qualities of cleanliness, affection, patience, dignity, and courage that cats have, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats? ~Fernand Mery

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. I love the fact I'm a shape shifter who can go unnoticed. ~Jolene Blalock

Women, poets, and especially artists, like cats; delicate natures only can realize their sensitive systems. ~Helen M. Winslow

You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals. ~George Mikes

You can visualize a hundred cats. Beyond that, you can't. Two hundred, five hundred, it all looks the same. ~Jack Wright

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You cannot look at a sleeping cat and feel tense. ~Jane Pauley

You can't help that. We're all mad here. ~The Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland

You can't look at a sleeping cat and be tense. ~Jane Pauley

You own a dog but you feed a cat. ~Jenny de Vries

You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. ~Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio

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You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats. ~Proverb

Your cat may never have to hunt farther than the kitchen counter for its supper nor face a predator more fierce than the vacuum cleaner. ~Barbara L. Diamond

Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He won't attack the mailman or eat the drapes, although he may climb the drapes to see how the room looks from the ceiling. ~Helen Powers

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