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No wise man ever wished to be younger. ~Jonathan Swift

To me, old age is always fifteen older than I am. ~Bernard M. Baruch

Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow. ~Margaret Fuller

It takes a long time to grow young.” ~Pablo Picasso

We turn not older with years, but newer every day. ~Emily Dickinson

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. ~Mark Twain

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. ~John P. Grier

Age is a high price to pay for maturity. ~Tom Stoppard

Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own. ~J. P. Sears

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. ~Phyllis Diller

Jokes and Quotes

No wise man ever wished to be younger. ~Jonathan Swift

To me, old age is always fifteen older than I am. ~Bernard M. Baruch

Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow. ~Margaret Fuller

It takes a long time to grow young.” ~Pablo Picasso

We turn not older with years, but newer every day. ~Emily Dickinson

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. ~Mark Twain

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. ~John P. Grier

Age is a high price to pay for maturity. ~Tom Stoppard

Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own. ~J. P. Sears

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. ~Phyllis Diller

Jokes and Quotes

No wise man ever wished to be younger. ~Jonathan Swift

To me, old age is always fifteen older than I am. ~Bernard M. Baruch

Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow. ~Margaret Fuller

It takes a long time to grow young.” ~Pablo Picasso

We turn not older with years, but newer every day. ~Emily Dickinson

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. ~Mark Twain

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. ~John P. Grier

Age is a high price to pay for maturity. ~Tom Stoppard

Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own. ~J. P. Sears

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. ~Phyllis Diller

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